Joke #11070
Q: Why does Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre kill his victims with a chainsaw? A: Because Lizzie Borden borrowed his ax for a family picnic. -~- Tags: chainsaw, Leatherface, lizzie borden,...
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Q: What motivates Leatherface to kill off all his victims? A: He’s already killed off all his friends. -~- Tags: chainsaw, Leatherface
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widokean – v. to cut down a volcano with a chainsaw -~- Tags: chainsaw, verb, volcano, widokean
View ArticleDr. Stinky’s Guide to a NASCAR Race
This column brought to you by Jesus who reminds you that he did not place that beer in your hands, and that drinking 13 more cans will not make it so. If you’re anything like me, when you think of a...
View ArticleFunny Ways to Say You’re Leaving
Don’t you ever get bored of just saying “bye”? Well, now you have a list of exciting things to say instead! If you have more of these, leave a comment! Make like a tree and leaf. Make like a chainsaw...
View ArticleAnti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24065
I hate you You hate me Let’s gang up and kill Barney With a chainsaw to the head Sorry kid, but Barneys dead -~- Tags: Barney, chainsaw
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